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I've got a lead. Now what? Firstly, don't panic. Take a deep breath and relax. Step 2. Make a new folder on your desktop, name it IMPORTANT. Step 3. Put your lead into that folder. Step 4. Password the folder. Step 5. Password your computer. Step 6. Download TrueCrypt and encrypt your hard drive. Step 7. Lock your computer in a safe room. Step 8. Install CCTV overlooking your driveway, all windows and doors and especially the door with your computer in. Step 9. Hire some ex military to guard your house. Step 10. Hire a digger. Dig a trench round your house, fill it with water. Step 11. Build a wall around the trench. Step 12. Hire more ex military to guard the wall. Step 13. Go get a bottle of whisky. Step 14. Whisky in hand, navigate past the ex military and over the wall, wade through trench and remove guards from door, find key for front door and make your way to locked computer room, locate key and enter. Input computer password and decrypt drive, unlock folder and open lead file. Fuck, you forgot a glass for the whisky. Close lead file, lock folder, encrypt drive and password protect computer, exit room and relock door, go to kitchen and get glass. Relax for a minute. K ready? Go back to computer room, locate key, unlock door, enter, unlock computer, decrypt drive, unlock folder and open lead. Pour glass of whisky. Ready? Relaxed? Phone lead. Wrong number.

Contributed by Matthew Franchise Anderson on February 28, 2008, at 8:27 PM UTC.

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